Things That Make You Go Hmmm

Found on the Internet, January 4, 2018
Posted here April 28, 2022

I’m 40 years old… and I have SOOOOO many unanswered questions in my life!!!
Like…

Who DID Let The Dogs Out?
Where IS the Beef?
How DO you to get to Sesame Street?
Why DOESN’T Dora just use Google Maps?
Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
Why do ALL flavors of Froot Loops® taste EXACTLY the same?
Why ARE eggs packaged in flimsy styrofoam cartons, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tougher than steel?
Why CAN’T women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why IS “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why DO we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway?
Why IS lemon juice made of artificial flavoring yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why DO they call it a boxing ring, when they are actually in a square?
Why IS it that no matter WHAT color bubble bath you buy, the bubbles are always white?
Why DO they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why DO you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”… Where IS the extra penny going?
Why DO the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why DID you just try to sing both of those songs?

And lastly…

Hopefully the next 40 years will bring some much needed answers…
#ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmmm